Ari Melber

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Mentioned this Joel Stein parody article to a waitress at a pretty hip bar, and she decided to come back with this glass. “We do cocktails a little differently. Our mixologist takes artisinal moonshine, adds an ice cube larger than the glass it is in, mixes it with something you’d never want in your cocktail … and then, in the manner of an offended female character in a nineteen-thirties film, the mixologist will toss it right in your face.”

Mentioned this Joel Stein parody article to a waitress at a pretty hip bar, and she decided to come back with this glass.

“We do cocktails a little differently. Our mixologist takes artisinal moonshine, adds an ice cube larger than the glass it is in, mixes it with something you’d never want in your cocktail … and then, in the manner of an offended female character in a nineteen-thirties film, the mixologist will toss it right in your face.”